The Story of Darth Fiffy


Her name was Fiffian, but she was known as Darth Fiffy.
She had long, wavy green tentacles and French fry hair, as oily as the chip cooker at McDonalds.
Fiffy loved Shaun. But Shaun loved Mikey. Mikey loved Shaun too. Fiffy and Mikey had many cat fights over Shaun

One day, as she was walking along she saw the Manimonster. The Manimonster was dark skinned, with thick glasses and thick woollen socks. But the most terrifying thing about the Manimonster (apart from its bad fashion) was her not-so-secret weapon was her.............................bad English skills

After seeing the Manimonster, Darth Fiffy prepared to attack with her acid oil. The Manimonster dodged her, using her woollen socks’ super speed. Fiffy, enraged started to shoot the Manimonster with her laser gun, which was easily reflected by the Manimonster’s thick glasses. Fiffy thrashed at the Manimonster with her tentacles but to no avail. The Manimonster’s thick woollen jumper cushioned her against the blows.

The Manimonster struck out with her bad English skills, with the classic phrase “B is for dog!”
Fiffy recoiled in horror at the pain it inflicted. She retaliated by letting lose her disruptive students!!! They began to.................................argue with the Manimonster! That was all it could take! It called for backup!
And backup arrived! Superatomicfrau climbed slowly and shakily from her hippie van with her minions, Tobias, Arnold, Carly and Ben! They were a bit shaken as it was a bumpy ride (Frau was driving).

While Tobias, Arnold and Ben began to fight the disruptive students, Carly helped the Manimonster recover! Superatomicfrau bombarded Fiffy with her Super-atomic bon-bons.

The Manimonster had recovered! It and Frau began to bombard Fiffy with phrases such as:

“Do your work!”
“Don’t be a smart allec!”
“I am giving you an instruction”
“Return to your seat now”
and many others.

Fiffy was unable to take it and she crumpled to the floor.


Dead.


Haha! Only joking!!

Fiffy survived the bombardment of phrases and lived on to pursue Shaun until he left the country and then concentrate her efforts on trying to tell every guy in the country that she thinks they're.......ummmm.....well.........I won't scar you with the details......lets just say.......hmmmm....I can't think of a way to make it sound acceptable to society......

Lets just say that after Shaun left the country she flew back to Jupluto in her mini-UFO....

And everyone lived happily ever after, the end.